Food Quotes!

I've compiled a collection of quotes on food and diet. Some are serious and true but most are just plain funny.

Quotes On Food and Nutrition

"One should eat to live, not live to eat."

-Cicero, Rhetoricorum LV

"Reality check: you can never, ever, use weight loss to solve problems that are not related to your weight. At your goal weight or not, you still have to live with yourself and deal with your problems. You will still have the same husband, the same job, the same kids, and the same life. Losing weight is not a cure for life."

Phillip C. McGraw, The Ultimate Weight Solution: The 7 Keys to Weight Loss Freedom, 2003

"Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks."

-Author Unknown

"In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips and cahins. Nowadays, we have a much more effective torture device called the bathroom scale."

-Stephen Phillips

"People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas."

-Author Unknown

Albert Einstein, who discovered that a tiny amount of mass is equal to a huge amount of energy, which explains why, as Einstein himself so eloquently put it in a famous 1939 speech to the Physics Department at Princeton, "You have to exercise for a week to work off the thigh fat from a single Snickers."

-Dave Barry, Dave Barry Turns 50

"Rich, fatty foods are like destiny: they too, shape our ends."

-Author Unknown

"The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends."

-Author Unknown

"Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!"

-Author Unknown

"If hunger is not the problem, then eating is not the solution."

-Author Unknown

"Food is like sex: when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good."

-Beth McCollister

Enjoy!

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